Projects
All projects across Build, Think & Create.
Eridian Translator
Make first contact. Talk with an AI Rocky, or hear your words as original Eridian-style chords.
Juno Grey Finally Learned the Words
After six cuts, a tattoo crisis, and three hours directing Claude from the pool at resort spa, Juno Grey finally learned to lip-sync.
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Third Person
The third Juno Grey music video and the first with real lip sync: keyframes from Nano Banana Pro, singing clips from Wan 2.7, cutaways from Kling 3.0, assembled with ffmpeg against a Suno master.
From Big Data to Generative AI
Everyone stopped talking about “big data”—but the technology and its unfinished promise never disappeared. This quick whiteboard explainer shows how Hadoop, data lakes, and distributed computing laid
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Nolanverse
An interactive data story about Christopher Nolan's filmography, built as a wall of CRT monitors — one per film, each running a live visualization. Click any screen to open its dossier, explore cross-film analyses, and build your own ranking. Every number is sourced from IMDb and Wikipedia.
League Loom
A free, read-only MCP server that connects Claude, ChatGPT, and any MCP-compatible AI assistant to your live fantasy leagues on ESPN, Sleeper, and Fantrax — rosters, standings, matchups, waivers, and drafts in one normalized view.
The Forbidden Fruit of AI
Or: How My Substack Posting Schedule Accidentally Became an AI Adoption Curve
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I Rented a 20x Brain for 30 Days
Claude Code Max made me limitless… and then I had to give it back.
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The Pixar Trailer I Made For Myself (Because I Could?)
An extremely unnecessary experiment in AI filmmaking.
2025 US OnlyFans Spending
An interactive infographic visualizing U.S. OnlyFans spending data by state, city, and census division. Features Chart.js bar charts, polar area charts, doughnut breakdowns, and ranked city lists — all from 2025 data.
Trauma Centers 3D Map
A deck.gl-powered 3D visualization mapping trauma center accessibility across the United States. Started as a five-state prototype and expanded nationwide. Arcs show driving distances from Billings to Level I–III trauma centers, with search, filtering by trauma level, and hover-to-highlight interactivity.
The Prompt Whisperer: Notes From My Sora Spiral
How I accidentally spent a week trying to outsmart an AI video model that refuses to believe my pop star is real.
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Beyond the Bell Curve
A statistical analysis ranking the most improbable single-game performances in sports history, anchored by Bam Adebayo's 83-point eruption against the Wizards.
How I Built This Site
This portfolio — built with Claude Code, Codex, and Gemini. Deployed on Vercel with zero manual syntax. Every page, component, and CI workflow written prompt-by-prompt.
The Cory Booker Awards for Most Unbelievable Bathroom-less Performance in Cinema
Because sometimes, holding it is heroic.
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The Absurdity Index™
The only time you’ll ever see Cast Away, Giorgio Armani, and Microsoft Paint in the same sentence.
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Pop Star Iconicity
An AI-powered ranking of the most iconic pop stars, decade by decade. Data-driven. Drama-enabled.
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My Dog Might Be in an Anthropologie Ad
A true story about data privacy, AI brainrot, and the world’s most suspicious Frenchie.
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Now Playing: Machine Bias
The HALmark Index scores the top 10 AI films — from Her to HAL to Han Solo’s GPS.
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Needham Navigator
A RAG-powered AI assistant that helps Needham, MA residents navigate 70,000+ pages of municipal content — built for $11.
The Sheridan Verse
I asked three AI models to recreate a classic Grantland piece for the Taylor Sheridan universe. Claude and Gemini showed up with working visualizations.
I Accidentally Went Viral
AI-generated animated skits about sports, tech, and pop culture. 7.2M views, 6.4K followers, and 84K shares on TikTok.
Witch's Flight
A fully playable browser game built from a vibe, a ChatGPT PRD, and zero lines of code written by hand.
The $700 Toaster That Silicon Valley Tried to Make Cool
A faceless mini-doc about the $700 steam toaster that became a Silicon Valley status symbol — and then flamed out.
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The MP3 Player Apple Forgot to Kill: The iRiver Story
The rise and fall of iRiver — the Korean audiophile favorite that rivaled the iPod, then lost the war.
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Menu Labs
Prompt-to-menu generator, built for $2.48 on Replit.
Shofar So Good
An alternate reality where Kanye apologizes — told in 6 AI-generated tracks.
SwiftieGPT
Notes from inside the Swiftie Industrial Complex — an AI app that explores the gap between Taylor Swift fandom, parasocial relationships, and what we project onto pop stars. Part satire, part genuine product.
Genie, Jordan & Jack Nicholson? The wildest pop culture mashups in Disney classics.
The most surprising pop culture cameos hidden across Disney classics — from Genie’s impressions to a Space Jam pose in Hercules.
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I Rewrote My Thesis with AI
My college thesis predicted that NBA salary inequality would grow — so I checked back in 10 years later to see if I was right.
BandWagon Buddy
CustomGPT that generates 650-800 word sports cheat sheets using o3 + real-time Sports-Reference/ESPN data.
Rise and Fall of ZipNomad
I Made 12 Robots Compete to Start a Business. The Boardroom Is Virtual. The Drama Is Real.
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The Rise and Fall of Rio Karma: The MP3 Player that Rocked Too Hard
The Rio Karma had FLAC, Ethernet, and a scroll wheel before anyone else. So why did it vanish faster than your Napster playlist?
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Napoleon Attacked by Rabbits
The totally true, totally ridiculous story of the time Napoleon got ambushed by a bunny army.
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Meadow vs. Machines
What happens when you let 7 AI tools reimagine your dog? Two experiments. One deeply confused Frenchie.
Hitler's Accidental Internet
The Hellschreiber sent text over radio waves during WWII — one pixel at a time. It wasn’t invented by the Nazis, but they gave it their own spin.
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TL;DR Theater
An AI-powered YouTube channel about forgotten tech, culture, and history — built with SceneStitch, a custom tool that turns scripts into fully produced video assets.
ChartSmithGPT
An AI-powered micro app that converts any table into styled charts with PNG/SVG export. Paste data, pick a palette, download instantly.
Irony Illustrated
News headlines → dry New Yorker-style cartoon prompts → GPT Image 1 / Grok / Meta AI.
TacoMeter
Track every taco you've ever eaten — a mileage tracker for your mouth.
I Created a Pop Star
A fully AI-generated pop star created from a data model that ranked 300+ real artists across four dimensions of cultural staying power.
Why Mini Disc Failed
The story of Sony's beloved format that never quite made it.
Fat and Furious(ly Eating): Tokyo Drift
A culinary adventure through Japan's best eats.
Redemption Arc of Clippy
How Microsoft's most hated mascot became ironically beloved.
Zordon Explained
The complete history of Zordon from Power Rangers.
Fictional Coaches Ranked
A very serious ranking of coaches from movies and TV.