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The Forbidden Fruit of AI

Or: How My Substack Posting Schedule Accidentally Became an AI Adoption Curve

I Rented a 20x Brain for 30 Days

Claude Code Max made me limitless… and then I had to give it back.

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2025 OnlyFans Spending in the United States

An interactive infographic visualizing U.S. OnlyFans spending data by state, city, and census division. Features Chart.js bar charts, polar area charts, doughnut breakdowns, and ranked city lists — all from 2025 data.

The Prompt Whisperer: Notes From My Sora Spiral

How I accidentally spent a week trying to outsmart an AI video model that refuses to believe my pop star is real.

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Beyond the Bell Curve

A statistical analysis ranking the most improbable single-game performances in sports history, anchored by Bam Adebayo's 83-point eruption against the Wizards.

The Cory Booker Awards for Most Unbelievable Bathroom-less Performance in Cinema

Because sometimes, holding it is heroic.

The TemByte Absurdity Index™

The only time you’ll ever see Cast Away, Giorgio Armani, and Microsoft Paint in the same sentence.

The Pop Star Iconicity Index: 60 Years, 5 Winners, No Notes

An AI-powered ranking of the most iconic pop stars, decade by decade. Data-driven. Drama-enabled.

My Dog Might Be in an Anthropologie Ad

A true story about data privacy, AI brainrot, and the world’s most suspicious Frenchie.

Now Playing: Machine Bias

The HALmark Index scores the top 10 AI films — from Her to HAL to Han Solo’s GPS.

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The Sheridan Verse

I asked three AI models to recreate a classic Grantland piece for the Taylor Sheridan universe. Claude and Gemini showed up with working visualizations.